{"id":724,"date":"2016-04-21T13:18:07","date_gmt":"2016-04-21T12:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/?p=724"},"modified":"2016-08-16T13:37:21","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T12:37:21","slug":"lucien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/2016\/04\/21\/lucien\/","title":{"rendered":"Lucien"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"spip\">1<br \/>\nComme Janine elle a mis les bouts<br \/>\nLucien a d\u00e9cid\u00e9<br \/>\nQu\u2019il allait frapper un grand coup<br \/>\nPour la r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer<br \/>\nD\u2019abord il a vid\u00e9 six bi\u00e8res<br \/>\nPour se forger la r\u00e9flexion<br \/>\nPuis il a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 tout fier\u00a0:<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Je vais d\u00e9tourner un avion\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p class=\"spip\">Refrain<\/p>\n<p class=\"spip\">Lucien il est gentil<br \/>\nMais faut pas qu\u2019on l\u2019emmerde<br \/>\nJanine elle est partie<br \/>\nForc\u00e9ment y s\u2019\u00e9nerve<br \/>\nFaut qu\u2019elle revienne avant<br \/>\nQu\u2019y fasse un accident<\/p>\n<p class=\"spip\">2<br \/>\nDans les carreaux d\u2019une vieille chaussette<br \/>\nIl a perc\u00e9 trois trous<br \/>\nL\u2019id\u00e9e c\u2019est une cagoule en fait<br \/>\n\u00c7a ne ressemble \u00e0 rien du tout<br \/>\nSur lui c\u2019est pire que vraiment moche<br \/>\n\u00c7a pend \u00e7a l\u2019\u00e9touffe y voit rien<br \/>\nMais attention Lucien s\u2019accroche<br \/>\nIl est arm\u00e9 planquez les chiens<\/p>\n<p class=\"spip\">Refrain<\/p>\n<p class=\"spip\">3<br \/>\nC\u2019est un gun en plastique fluo<br \/>\nQu\u2019il est all\u00e9 chercher<br \/>\nDans la caisse \u00e0 jouets des marmots<br \/>\nM\u00eame qu\u2019il \u00e9tait cach\u00e9<br \/>\nSous la panoplie Goldorak<br \/>\nAvec les revues p\u00e9dophiles<br \/>\nEt l\u2019attirail pour faire du crack<br \/>\nAu fond de la boite \u00ab\u00a0Chimie 2000\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p class=\"spip\">Refrain<\/p>\n<p class=\"spip\">4<br \/>\nMaintenant y a plus qu\u2019une chose \u00e0 faire<br \/>\nAller vite \u00e0 Orly<br \/>\nQuand la navette du R E R<br \/>\nLe d\u00e9pose\u00a0: c\u2019est midi\u00a0!<br \/>\nTout est ordonn\u00e9 dans son cr\u00e2ne<br \/>\nY a plus de place pour les questions<br \/>\nIl met sa cagoule tire son arme<br \/>\nZut\u00a0! C\u2019est la gr\u00e8ve\u00a0: Y a pas d\u2019avion\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 Comme Janine elle a mis les bouts Lucien a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 Qu\u2019il allait frapper un grand coup Pour la r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer D\u2019abord il a vid\u00e9 six bi\u00e8res Pour se forger la r\u00e9flexion Puis il a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 tout fier\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Je vais d\u00e9tourner un avion\u00a0\u00bb Refrain Lucien il est gentil Mais faut pas qu\u2019on l\u2019emmerde Janine elle est [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[59,55],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7OdVV-lucien","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":725,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions\/725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}