{"id":770,"date":"2016-04-21T13:53:47","date_gmt":"2016-04-21T12:53:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/?p=770"},"modified":"2017-02-21T16:10:16","modified_gmt":"2017-02-21T15:10:16","slug":"grand-pere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/2016\/04\/21\/grand-pere\/","title":{"rendered":"Grand-P\u00e8re"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grand p\u00e8re a p\u00e9t\u00e9 les plombs<br \/>\nIl est \u00e0 poil sur le balcon<br \/>\nIl attend l\u2019hiver<br \/>\nY s\u2019est viss\u00e9 sur son cul<br \/>\nSans bouger y dit rien non plus<br \/>\nIl attend l\u2019hiver<br \/>\nY m\u00e2chouille un bout de plastique<br \/>\nY regarde le bout de sa bite<br \/>\nEt y pense \u00e0 grand-m\u00e8re<br \/>\nIl attend l\u2019hiver<\/p>\n<p>Grand-p\u00e8re a p\u00e9t\u00e9 les plombs<br \/>\nIl a tagu\u00e9 sur le balcon<br \/>\nDes mots \u00e0 l\u2019envers<br \/>\nDes trucs comme des signes indiens<br \/>\nDes gosses avec une t\u00eate de chien<br \/>\nDes h\u00e9licopt\u00e8res<br \/>\n\u00c7a d\u00e9gueule rouge et marron<br \/>\nSur des p\u00e9tasses aux nichons<br \/>\nEn ogives nucl\u00e9aires<br \/>\nIl attend l\u2019hiver<\/p>\n<p>Grand-p\u00e8re a p\u00e9t\u00e9 les plombs<br \/>\nIl se demande en quelle saison<br \/>\nArrivera l\u2019hiver<br \/>\nSi possible et sans g\u00eaner<br \/>\nIl aimerait bien que ce soit l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9<br \/>\nQuand viendra l\u2019hiver<br \/>\nEt il tourne son bout de plastique<br \/>\nEn matant le bout de sa bite<br \/>\nO\u00f9 est pass\u00e9e grand-m\u00e8re<br \/>\nIl attend l\u2019hiver<br \/>\nIl attend l\u2019hiver<br \/>\nIl attend l\u2019hiver<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grand p\u00e8re a p\u00e9t\u00e9 les plombs Il est \u00e0 poil sur le balcon Il attend l\u2019hiver Y s\u2019est viss\u00e9 sur son cul Sans bouger y dit rien non plus Il attend l\u2019hiver Y m\u00e2chouille un bout de plastique Y regarde le bout de sa bite Et y pense \u00e0 grand-m\u00e8re Il attend l\u2019hiver Grand-p\u00e8re a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[59,55],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7OdVV-cq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":771,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions\/771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/francoiscorbier.com\/corbier\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}